Girls Who Like Bacon

The RV lifestyle has blessed us with the ability to visit family and friends.  In this video, Lana reconnects with her old softball team in Kansas City called Girls Who Like Bacon (GWLB).   The team was part of the Heart of America Softball League (HASL) for a number of years.  The players on the team have changed over the years, but they all continue to be a special part of Lana’s life.  We were delighted to learn that Girls Who Like Bacon was being inducted into the HASL Hall of fame.  

This video is dedicated to all of the Bacon girls and bacon fans.   

#GWLB #WWFD #DFIU #PokinSundays #PantsAreForLosers #ForeverBacon

Lyrics to Girls Who Like Bacon Song

Verse I
I like Fric and Frac tacos
For a dollar ninety-five.
I like six-inch Planet Subs
With mustard on the side.

Pizza from D’Bronx.
A little Lu Lu’s pad Thai.
So please tell me what should I eat
To curb my appetite. 

Chorus
I like girls who like bacon.
I like their steak and milk-shakin’.
I like the sweet sweet love makin’.
So don’t be mistaken.
If you won’t dine in with me.
I say we go eat out.   

Verse II
I like Grinder half-ass tots.
Philly steaks with Wiz, please.
I like Rudy’s No. 9 meal, and
Gyros with feta cheese.

Crockpots of little smokies.
Omelets at 3 am.
Gluttony is my second favorite
Seventh deadly sin.

Chorus
Do you like bacon?
Are your taste buds awakening?
For goodness sake let’s
Stop my heart from breakin’.
If you won’t dine in with me.
I say we go eat out.

Verse III
Bloody Mary’s on Sundays.
A beer and a BLT.
Loaded baked potatoes
Are pretty fine bacon things.

Super Nachos from Taco Johns
Jazz’s red beans and rice
They don’t come with bacon – dammit
But they still taste really nice.

Chorus
Will you make me some bacon?
Here’s a pan, just take it.
You’re a woman, you can fake it.  
And that rhymes with naked.
If you won’t dine in with me.
I say we go eat out.