Even though we are full-time RVers, we still like to celebrate the holidays with classic Christmas carols.  Here’s our take on Jingle Bells….from our beloved motorhome.  This was a fun, silly little jingle to create and we hope you enjoy it!

We wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa, Blessed Ramadan, Good Winter Solstice, Festive Festivus, and whatever holiday you celebrate!

PS: We are not a professional singers or musicians.  Be kind.

Lyrics to the RV Holiday Song (a/k/a RV Christmas Song)

VERSE I:
See the dash, it shows
A warmer place to stay
Where we can take our home
When winter’s on its way

We like Cracker Barrel
And Walmart overnights
When we are heading south
For higher Fahrenheits

CHORUS I:
Jingle bells. Who needs hotels
We’ve got an RV
We like to camp with 50 amps
Of shore electricity.

Jingle bells. The RV smells
Sorta like rotten eggs
The pooper’s full.  I need to pull
The black valve then the gray.

VERSE II:
Texas, Arizona
Alabama will do.
Florida’s too crowded.
And the drivers are cu-coo.

Let’s set the GPS
For a nice COE
We don’t fit everywhere
At 39 feet. 

CHORUS II:
I just looked. Everything is booked
I don’t know where to stay
Whoa, I just found. A sketchy campground
What do you say?

There’s no pool. Lots of regs and rules
No pet fences on the lawn.
But there’s 50 amp.  So we can camp.
Without the genny on

VERSE III:
We traded our home
For a few hundred square feet.
With a washer and a dryer
And a fireplace for heat

We’ve got to add DEF
To our diesel power.
But I’m glad we got that Aquahot
To take a long hot shower.

CHORUS III:
Travel day. We cannot wait
For a change of scene
Let’s stay a while. Still in style.
And live the RV dream.

Me and my wife. This RV life.
From place to place we roam
We have five mutts.  It’s a little nuts
But we love our motorhome.

VERSE IV:
We vacuum every day
And do dishes every meal
I flush with my foot
And keep two hands on the wheel.

We’re two classy broads
Who like to hit the road
With our rig, Big Lady
And a truck as our toad.

CHORUS IV:
We get to town. The jacks go down
For now, the slides stay in. 
Damn the devil.  Our site’s not level.
I hate leveling again.

Jingle Bells. Can you tell
We like silly carols.
Please raise your glass. To all the broads with class. 
And don your gay apparel.

VERSE V:
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
And that Santa’s list has buckets
Biking and beer

Here’s to merry times with
Friends and family
Whether that’s in stick and bricks,
Fifth Wheel, trailer, or RV

CHORUS V:
Let’s put up the tree. In our RV
And take some time to pray.
For our blessed dogs.  And the travel Gods.
As we venture on our way

Ho Ho Ho. Here we go
Let’s jingle all the way.
Let’s have a ball. Safe travels to all
And happy holidays.

Music Credits for the RV Holiday Song:

(1) The music ("Jingle Bells") was recorded by Music for Videos (Oleg Kirilkov) and is available on pixabay.com.

https://pixabay.com/music/indie-pop-jingle-bells-indie-rock-122771/

(2) “Bells” (in Chorus V) was recorded by juskiddink and is available at freesound.org

https://freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/110158/

CC-BY 4.0

(3) The lyrics/vocals/remix/video were created by Lana Knedlik. The lyrics/vocals/remix are what constitutes the "official music video" (not the underlying song).

Copyright 2022 Lana Knedlik
All Rights Reserved

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