Christmastime Song

December 20, 2023 Lana Knedlik

Merry Christmas, fellow RVers! Lana’s got the holiday spirit again, but this time, she's poking fun of herself and all of the Christmas consumerism.

PS: She is clearly not a professional singer or musician. Be kind.

Lyrics to the Christmastime Song

VERSE 1:
It’s that
Time of year
When Influencers hock
Their RV gear.

We’ve got
A website too
With pages of stuff
We recommend and use.

Like TPMS, EMS,
A good sewer hose
We are Amazon affiliates
We’ve gotta disclose

If you use our link
We get a commission
So please click away
For all your Christmas wishing

CHORUS:
Christmastime
Time for Elf on the Shelf
Christmastime
Time to Treat Yo Self

Christmastime
Time to have all the feels
Christmastime
Time for Deals Deals Deals

VERSE 2:
Like space savers
Try this collapsible chair.
Or this bathroom rack
For towels that are spare

Leveling tools like
Level Mate Pro
We’ve even made
A 9-step video

But best gifts
Are memories
Like spending time
In the RV

For a gift idea,
Here’s a start
Give an annual pass
to a State park.

CHORUS 2:
Christmastime
Sing this silly carol
Christmastime
Don your gay apparel.

Christmastime
Buy some fire logs
Christmastime
Dress up the dogs

VERSE 3:
Tis the Season
For gift giving
Gadgets and Tools
For RV living

We don’t make anything
Except videos
About RV stuff
And the places we go

I’m retired
It’s just something I do
And you can follow along
If you choose

YouTube is free
Don’t have to buy nuttin’
Just hit that like
And subscribe button

CHORUS 3:
Christmastime
Put up the tree
Christmastime
Means friends and family

Merry Christmas
From the Class C Broads
And Happy New Year
From the dogs

VERSE 4:
Here’s Percy, Sophie
Billie, Earl, and Earlene
They are why we
Bought our first RV

We couldn’t bear
To travel without them
But we must admit
It’s a little bit of mayhem

We love campgrounds
With a good dog park
Don’t tell on us
If you hear them bark

They are saying hello
When they wag their tails
But if you want one
There’s a Sale Sale Sale

CHORUS 4:
Christmastime
Hear the bells chime
Christmastime

Get on Amazon prime
Christmastime
Eat taters and pie
Christmastime
Buy, Buy, Buy

VERSE 5:
We feel so blessed
For this past year
Filled with hiking, biking,
And lots of craft beer

We thank the Lord
And stars above
For guiding us on
This journey we love

And there’s nothing like
A Freightliner Chassis
Pullin’ that horn
Yep, we classy.

Super C gals
Class C broads
Here’s to our rig, Big Lady
And the travel gods.

CHORUS 5:
Christmastime
Watch Die Hard
Christmastime
Light up our yard

Christmastime
Give Holiday cheers
Christmastime
Drink Festive beers

Music Credits:

(1) The music is a song called “Rock N Christmas” by the Grand Project
https://pixabay.com/music/christmas-rock-n-christmas-medium-177549/

(2) The Lyrics/Vocals/Remix/Video were created by Lana Knedlik.
The lyrics/vocals/remix are what constitutes the "official music video" (not the underlying music).